I watched this movie countless times. So funny, so good. I was able to repeat each sentence while watching...thats why nobody wants to see the movie with me anymore...Can't wait to see Ghostbusters 3. Hopefully they don't mess up. :-)

"Can't wait to see Ghostbusters 3. Hopefully they don't mess up. :-)"

- Every movie fan ever.

"I base this [opinion] on nothing, but I will support it with anything." -- same friend as in post #26

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” - Steve Martin.

Doyle: You seem to have a knack for blowing things up. Maybe you should try that.
Carver: Yeah, I could use some more attention on myself.

Shit just doesn't happen, Arseholes cause it.

"This man is guilty! He should get ten years in Leavenworth! Or eleven years in Tenworth. Either way." - also Groucho

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.” - Groucho Marx

The only thing to fear is running out of beer.

A man who never eat pork bun is never whole man

- pork bun hawker (sleeping dogs, 2014)

“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.”

-Richard P. Feynman

"What is the same between a wine enthusiast and a Catholic priest?"
"- They both have Pinot Noir in the basement."

Hahahahahaha!!!
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Oh ok, I see that joke works only in Finnish, sorry.

"Mitä yhteistä on viininharrastajalla ja katolilaisella papilla?"
"- Heillä molemmilla on pino nuoria kellarissa."

pino nuoria = a pile of adolescents

(Yeah it wasn't an actual quote, so sue me. I'll counter-sue you.)

The light at the end of the tunnel is most probably an incoming train.

Everything is possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

"Ho Ho Ho"

Santa Claus