^Banned for engaging in various horizontal events without a license.

Banned because your name is not Jason and you're trying to eat through a hockey mask.

^ Banned for not knowing that Jason is uses a hockey mask because it was he only job Myers was able to get. Freddy applied for the vacancy but got denied, hence Freddy vs Jason, he was really annoyed.

Banned for being both Freddy and Jason, depending on what costume you wear.

^Banned for eating chocolate frogs on the Argo

Banned because the crunchy frog was your idea!

Banned for not sharing crunchy fried frogs bathed in 46% pure chocolate, a well known and rare treat that should be available to all goggers.

^ banned because pureed newts are far tastier

^ Banned for creating a new-ton, the newt-ton.

^ banned for eating two tons of Fig Newtons

Banned for stealing a Thief game.

Banned for letting cereal sog

^ banned for not staying crunchy, even in milk

^ Banned for turning the milk brown

^ banned for having put chocolatey Cocoa Puffs in the milk