I just have a couple questions for you. Did you just search for a Proctologist Sim, or did you have this picture sitting on your computer months waiting for the right moment to release it?

Either you have Master Google Fu skills, a warped mind, amazing patience or All three...I'm leaning to all three. It would eat a hole in me knowing that picture was sitting in a folder just waiting to see the light of day. And how do you explain that picture on your computer if a family member or friend should happen by it.

Pathetic.

If people are interested in a Bear Simulator, what makes you think people will be interested in a Couch Simulator next? Bears and couches are very different from each other. Why assume people who want to play as a giant monster later want to play as a piece of furniture for people's stinky asses? Most illogical...

I went to Google and entered "funny simulator" and that was one of the first things that popped up.
It took two minutes and I have a slow computer....for now.