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enigmaxg2: How the hell it managed to get greenlit?

What's the next "big" thing? Nothing Simulator for $9.99 on Steam?
Sadly this kind of "game" actually gets greenlit faster than any other... It spreads all over the internet as a joke and within a week all the 9gag kids make it reach the top 5 on greenlight.
Rock simulator was another example but apparently the author deleted that entry. Good riddance.
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enigmaxg2: How the hell it managed to get greenlit?

What's the next "big" thing? Nothing Simulator for $9.99 on Steam?
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Pardinuz: Sadly this kind of "game" actually gets greenlit faster than any other... It spreads all over the internet as a joke and within a week all the 9gag kids make it reach the top 5 on greenlight.
Rock simulator was another example but apparently the author deleted that entry. Good riddance.
Sierra made a joke back in 1991 that I think is pretty relevant today:
http://youtu.be/XlCLLRepoNo?t=45s skips to 45 secs in.
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Navagon: Steam might have to rethink their Greenlight system in light of this.
You mean they'll have to remove the brick that's permanently weighing down the big green button in Valve HQ's quality testing area that says "Approve"?

In related news, there was a bread simulator game called "I am bread" that was also approved for Steam, and it also looks pretty weird. Take a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDE4rsLVB9A
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Cyraxpt: Lol, this is what happens when you give that power of voting to a user-base full a bunch of youngsters with their head full of memes and lulz.
Speaking of "youngsters voting on games" and "memes"; Nintendo recently gave their seal of approval to a game called "Meme run" that is going to be releasing mid-December on their e-shop. It's hard to believe that it's actually being made as a game that's going to be sold for real money, and that Nintendo took to twitter just to officially approve the game, even acknowledging that it was controversial. (I made the link start half-way through the video to skip the obnoxious shouting that happens twice in the first half. Not that the rest of it isn't obnoxious...)


Here is the video for that one...directly to you: http://youtu.be/SoGTTzs2PLg?t=1m19s

Apparently the story with that one is that the developer asked the Miiverse Community whether they wanted to see the game made available.
Post edited November 19, 2014 by Irenicus73
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Irenicus73: Speaking of "youngsters voting on games" and "memes"; Nintendo recently gave their seal of approval to a game called "Meme run" that is going to be releasing mid-December on their e-shop. It's hard to believe that it's actually being made as a game that's going to be sold for real money, and that Nintendo took to twitter just to officially approve the game, even acknowledging that it was controversial. (I made the link start half-way through the video to skip the obnoxious shouting that happens twice in the first half. Not that the rest of it isn't obnoxious...)

Here is the video for that one...directly to you: http://youtu.be/SoGTTzs2PLg?t=1m19s

Apparently the story with that one is that the developer asked the Miiverse Community whether they wanted to see the game made available.
I don't know what makes me feel worse, the fact that some people will actually buy that garbage or the fact that someone will profit from it... Urgh... I need to watch a God Bless America - Videogame Edition, someone kickstart that.
...seriously?
Still waiting for a Steam Greenlight Simulator where you can play the guy behind the table approving of everything that comes at you.
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Novotnus: Hardly the most precious gem in my glorious collection :)
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F4LL0UT: You have Rock Simulator as well?! NOW I'm jealous!
No, I don't have that one :( But I have retail copy of Limbo of the Lost :)
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Novotnus: No, I don't have that one :( But I have retail copy of Limbo of the Lost :)
Man, still meaning to grab that one. It keeps popping up on Allegro comparably cheap. One day...
I don't see the problem, if you don't want it don't buy it.
That's what people say all the time when GOG releases something a lot of people don't care about.
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RWarehall: Where's Kitten Simulator? We know kittens are the most watch item on YouTube...
That... might make an entertaining little sim, provided there were some gameplay in it, you know. :)
(OK, I'm a kitten lover, shoot me!)
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Smannesman: I don't see the problem, if you don't want it don't buy it.
That's what people say all the time when GOG releases something a lot of people don't care about.
Well, it can be difficult to find the good indie games and underrated gems when they are flooded by shovelware, though. Like looking for a movie for tonight and getting 3 boxes full of unlabeled direct-to-video dvds.
Post edited November 19, 2014 by Kardwill
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RWarehall: Where's Kitten Simulator? We know kittens are the most watch item on YouTube...
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Kardwill: That... might make an entertaining little sim, provided there were some gameplay in it, you know. :)
(OK, I'm a kitten lover, shoot me!)
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Smannesman: I don't see the problem, if you don't want it don't buy it.
That's what people say all the time when GOG releases something a lot of people don't care about.
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Kardwill: Well, it can be difficult to find the good indie games and underrated gems when they are flooded by shovelware, though. Like looking for a movie for tonight and getting 3 boxes full of unlabeled direct-to-video dvds.
I'm sure we could have the play with yarn mini-game and the play with shoelaces. Play with laser pointer. I think there is a lot of potential...
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Kardwill: Well, it can be difficult to find the good indie games and underrated gems when they are flooded by shovelware, though. Like looking for a movie for tonight and getting 3 boxes full of unlabeled direct-to-video dvds.
True, but the same is and has been true for all media.
There are tons of terrible books (even more now that they don't have to be printed) and horrible, horrible movies.
I still think it's up to the customer to decide whether or not they want it.
Tastes differ and maybe somebody loves watching cow rave parties for hours at a time.
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Smannesman: True, but the same is and has been true for all media.
There are tons of terrible books (even more now that they don't have to be printed) ...
Yeah, the large amount of horrible, fanfic-grade erotica on the kindle library is quite disturbing. Not that I've read any or anything. >.>
Post edited November 19, 2014 by Exoanthrope
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Exoanthrope: Sierra made a joke back in 1991 that I think is pretty relevant today:
http://youtu.be/XlCLLRepoNo?t=45s skips to 45 secs in.
Brilliant. That feels more relevant now than ever before.
The Advanced Chicken Simulator one could also used to promote the new Goat Simulator.
I wouldn't mind if the game included a DRM that installs a virus that will make the user's computer a brick. Anyone who willingly plays shit like this deserves nothing less.