mimevictim: I ran Patcher_1.2 and it fixed the menu text but now I don't have a DLC or Register button on the launcher. The launcher has been able to connect this whole time.
Is this normal after the 1.2 patch? If so, sorry for wasting your time :P
Yep, that's normal. I'm guessing on this, but they had so many problems with using the launcher for DLC and registration that it looks like they just gave up on it :)
Patch 1.1 removes the DRM so registering isn't necessary, and 1.2 installs all the available DLC, so those aren't really necessary.