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FINAL FANTASY VII
Created on 25 February, 2026 20:11
Updated on 25 February, 2026 20:13
FINAL FANTASY VII

Horrendous Port, Weird Cheats Added

Why are we retroactively adding cheats to games? Why does this look WORSE than the PS1 version? The UI's framerate is 1/2 what it was on a 33mhz console from 1994? What a disgusting port.

29 gamers found this review helpful
Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon
Created on 25 February, 2026 20:03
Updated on 25 February, 2026 20:06
Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon

AI Slop, Top to Bottom

If you love AI, this is the game for you. It seems that everything from concept art to in-game texts to textures to the UI were squeezed out of an AI's chute. Slop lovers, this is your grail. Absolutely insane that nobody else here seems to be mentioning just how AI heavy this game is, but, consider this your warning.

5 gamers found this review helpful
Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director’s Cut
Created on 30 April, 2020 10:49
Updated on 30 April, 2020 10:52
Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director’s Cut

Director’s Cut is Trash

The original game is absolutely brilliant. The Director’s Cut is a weak, sorry Wii U port that manages to both take an axe to the visuals at a technical level (bad textures, degraded 3D models) and simultaneously destroy the ambience (world colors drastically shifted). Find a copy of the original and avoid this GOG release like the plague.

67 gamers found this review helpful
STAR WARS™: Rogue Squadron 3D
Created on 19 January, 2020 10:08
Updated on 19 January, 2020 10:09
STAR WARS™: Rogue Squadron 3D

Bugged

A camera bug makes this port unplayable. It's absurd that it's being sold like this, especially by GOG who are usually better than that. What gives?

4 gamers found this review helpful
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DOOM 3
Created on 28 August, 2017 13:51
DOOM 3

Unnecessary "Updated" Version

Absolutely the inferior product when compared to the original Doom 3. This updated edition should never, ever have been made. So what's new here? - Narrower FOV. - Brightness has been cranked WAY up, destroying the ambience. - More health, ammo, and armor pickups, reducing the challenge. - Zooming is removed. - Armor decay is removed, reducing the challenge. - Cutscenes are now unskippable. - Many enemy encounters have been cut or changed. - Flashlight is mounted on weapons, destroying the ambience and reducing the challenge. Forget this trash. Play the original Doom 3.

68 gamers found this review helpful
LOOM™
Created on 26 April, 2016 02:12
LOOM™

No Amiga version?

The best version of this game, the Amiga version, is nowhere to be found. Wasn't GOG all about preserving these titles? Giving users the experiences that they remember, or may have missed out on? The talkie version is even missing alternate puzzle solutions and character portraits!

22 gamers found this review helpful
Hyper Light Drifter
Created on 08 April, 2016 00:51
Hyper Light Drifter

Unplayable

I'm sorry, but I simply can't play this game with its awkward, janky, 30 fps lock. It feels bad, it looks bad (even though the art direction is excellent), and it absolutely ruins the experience. The developers should have known better, but used GameMaker: Studio to develop this title and dropped the ball completely. Pass.

13 gamers found this review helpful
Californium
Created on 18 February, 2016 06:39
Californium

Indie Shovelware

This isn't a game. This is yet another low-effort, pretentious, shallow piece of entertainment masquerading as a game. There is no obstacle to overcome. There is no challenge. There is no reason to invest time in this. GOG should exercise a modicum of restraint and hold back on charging money for high school project nonsense like this. The GOG catalogue loses more than it gains by listing this alongside its other products.

44 gamers found this review helpful