uruk: Reminds of that time Blizzard couldn't keep their mouth shut and shot their self in the foot just about ever other time they talked about Diablo 3 being online all the time,
Like somehow it was a long lost feature we were all begging for and just hearing it makes our wallets teleport into our hands, open with money just sprouting out like a bush ready to purchase a new copy of the game or expansion or
DLC, or buying something from their auction house/store?
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Dear blizzard,
I can't wait for all your games to be online all the time. Just imagining that i have an umbilical cord going from me to you makes me all warm inside. Better yet i can't wait for D3 to have only shitty drops so the only way to get a decent item is by needless dozens of hours of grinding or effectively paying you outright.
Oh let's not forget i don't ever want to play offline, because my internet is super duper fast, and i'm a rich kid, and i like fast shiny things... Did i mention my dad is Bill Gates?
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This is all satire :P )