uruk: I think ubisoft has lost the ability to feel shame a very very long time ago.
RoloTony: Yeah, but this takes it to new heights (or lows).
If it has to do with the forces of so called good, new heights. if evil new lows.
*claps hands and summons up my minions*
Kobold captain Death: Yip yip sir you called?
Me: indeed, its time for the plan.
Kobold captain death: Ah right away sir.
*later*
Kobold captain Death: I'm back sir, wearing the monster hunter outfit as request.
Me: good good. Now good over towards witch who is dress up like a fancy high born noble and speak your lines.
Kobold captain death: yip yip.
*sits back and watches the fun.*
Kobold captain death: Die publisher u! you don't belong in this world!
Witch: It was not by my hand that i was once again given massive sums of money for my games. I was called here by gamers who wished to pay me tribute.
Kobold Captain Death: Tribute?! You steal gamer's souls and make them your slaves!
Witch: Perhaps the same could be said of all publishers and their games.
Kobold captain Death: Your words are as empty as your games! Mankind ill needs a publisher such as you!
Witch: What is a gamer? A miserable little pile of cash! But enough talk.... Have at you!
Me: cut that is a wrap. i'm sure we can use this some where. good work you two.
Witch: thanks boss. Now where did i put my sword.
Kobold captain Death: yip yip break time.